remember when fall out boy used to make cute happy videos about boys with antlers and nerds at school dances yeah those were the days
guys im going to cr y
my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla
my parents got me the license plate icarla
i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country
GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME
MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT
AUSTRALIAN CHRISTMAS ADS ARE SO GREAT
SCREW YOU AND YOUR SNOW WE HAVE SURFING SANTAS AND HAMS
I seriously worship this girl.
And I was thinking it was an arm all this time
This picture has ruined my life
today i went to the bookshop and i asked the guy for something dystopian and we walked around the store for at least twenty minutes looking at different books because i had already read everything he suggested but we finally found one when he grabbed a book from the shelf at random and threw it on the ground in anger at my excessive reading and i looked at it and i hadnt read it yet and he just exhaled in utter relief
its funny when you dont scroll all the way down and all you see is this
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
I burned like 3/4 of my forearm on the oven while I was making chicken and my mom was like “honey put some butter on it it draws the heat out” so she was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and my stepdad was like “what’s for dinner” as he walked in and saw her slathering my arm in butter and he just slowly backed away
A bullet going through a water bottle.
why is this so addictive to watch